Old news

Woody Allen marries adopted daughter of his longtime lover (1997). He and Soon-Yi Previn are still together, BTW, and they have two (adopted) children.

Osceola Burr marries her adoptive father, Walter A. Burr (1934). It's the third item here. Osceola and Walter had also been brother- and sister-in-law. Her sister was his first wife.

In other news, I think Miss Murphy (item two) should hold out for $80, rather than $75, as her monthly salary.