Literalism

In a day where packaged foods have the disclaimer "Serving Suggestion" whenever a sprig of parsley is in the picture (so you won't feel cheated when there is no parsley in the box with the sausage patty), I was surprised to read this beneath the baking instructions for frozen biscuits:

TIP: Brush biscuit tops with butter or margarine a couple of minutes before removing them from the oven.