The Case of the Angry Mourner

Perry is on vacation at a lakeside resort when a murder is committed a few cabins down. The sheriff, judge and prosecutor are crusty good ole boys. The defendant is the mother of Barbara Eden!

Paul Drake: How'd you make out with Miss Keats?
Perry Mason: In a word, she was uncooperative, antagonistic, very angry -- and just wouldn't talk.

Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Witness: Oh, I do.

Defendant: Mr. Mason, were you surprised when you found I didn't do it?
PM: Of course not... I knew that all along. You just weren't the type.
PD: And what is the type, pray tell?
Della Street: Oh, that's easy, Paul. Anyone who is not represented by Perry Mason!