The Case of the Violent Vest

Guy that played the colonel on I Dream of Jeannie: He's not in trouble, he's in jail!
...
You must realize there are times when the wind blows the flag in the wrong direction. ... The quarterback can only throw the passes. There's got to be somebody who can catch the ball.
(Is this guy the King of Trite or what?)

Woman in bar: Anybody got a lien on this stool?
Sap in jazzy vest: Go ahead and lean on it.

Widow viewing body in morgue: Lieutenant, may I have another look? 
Tragg: Aren't you sure?
Widow: Oh, yes, that's Herman all right. Where did he get that coat? That vest?
.. That ghastly vest. He wouldn't be caught dead in --.

PD: I've never heard of a B girl shooting a sucker for buying her a drink.
Later, Perry and Paul talk with her.
B Girl: I've got some bad habits but shooting strangers isn't one of them.