Woman of accomplishment!

I was skimming James Taranto's daily column for the Wall Street Journal, "Best of the Web," and had a hard time getting any farther than the first 10 words of this segment:
While waiting in line for my hourly cup of coffee
This person gets a cup of coffee every hour? And waits in line for it? I think her biological future is going to be full of a lot more problems than gender equality