I'm going from Kansas City

Oh, and, San Francisco, you can close your Golden Gate.
By the time I get to Tucson, everyone'll be leaving.
Want to rent a house in Dayton? No waitin'!
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Forbes lists the towns with the highest vacancy rates. This link takes you to the big loser and you can go backwards from there.
Do you know the way out of San Jose?